Food Shopping. Why I’d rather be on fire.

In this segment, I'll reminisce about the first time I went to the supermarket with a toddler and a baby, and then I'll offer suggestions on how to avoid it ever happening to you. It was a typically British January - freezing cold and pissing it down for 98% of the time, which is less... Continue Reading →


Child Birth. 

"It was the best day of my life" Bollocks.  Any man that says the above, or anything similar regarding child birth is a liar. Either that or their experience was so terrible, their subconscious has blocked out all of the horrors, replacing them with a romanticised view of events. That makes these said men rose-tinted... Continue Reading →


WARNING: If you are reading this at the dinner table STOP. Not because this is overly vile, it's just bad manners - put the phone down whilst you eat, you addict. On a serious note, this is a bit gross.  Women measure all things newborn in numerical terms. How many weeks, how much did baby weigh,... Continue Reading →

Indroduction: So I made a blog….

Since the birth of my daughter in January, a variety of people have suggested that I should write a blog about my experiences of parenthood. At first, my response was along the lines of 'nah you're alright', as it is with most things that require effort. That aside, the idea of spouting my brain farts... Continue Reading →

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